J'APE - Just Another Publicity Excuse

The Problem With Self Publishing on Amazon is You Need to Know the Secret 

And that secret is: "You Need to Be A Celebrity To Succeed At Anything". 

This parody is a sarcastic look at how you can be an "overnight" success - by making it impossible for anyone else to succeed as you set the bar astronomically high. 

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1. How to write a book - real quick, shallow, ghost-written
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